May 2011
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December 2010
1 post
November 2010
3 posts
October 2010
2 posts
My new boyfriend Gym.
Gym and I have been in an “on and off again” relationship for the past few years, and after much thought and pressure from society to get back with him, I have decided to give Gym one more shot.
However, today Gym really pissed me off and I am now reconsidering my decision. You see, Gym and I are taking it slow and at this rate, I don’t see our relationship speedometer...
September 2010
2 posts
Don't mind me, I'm just having one of those days.
I went to DMV today and realized that I hate that place for the same reasons I hate Disneyland.
The Department of Motor Vehicles is a crowded mess full of long lines and screaming children.
August 2010
3 posts
Im Home.
I’ve been reunited with my family and pals.
I’ve been catching up on trashy reality television. Jersey shore, nice to meet you.
I was thrown a surprise welcome home party and was well… surprised, big time.
I got to see the Dodgers kick some Padre tail.
Cleaned out my closet to find that my donation pile is bigger than my staying pile and I do not feel like shopping…?
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July 2010
3 posts
June 2010
6 posts
It’s been almost six years, and I still might not be strong enough to watch the father daughter dance at weddings yet, but it was my dad who taught me to never give up, the importance of integrity, and that it is possible to watch Jeopardy and know 95% of the trivia.
So Happy Fathers Day!
May 2010
9 posts
I was skyping with two of my closest pals a little while ago and I was telling them about how my residence in Germany has made me want to invest in a bicycle at home so that I wont have to drive my car everywhere.
They simply responded with the fact that the crime rate is not the same in Germany and the United States, and that they give me a week upon my arrival home to change my mind.
Thanks...
Pointless story coming right up!
So there I was, sitting by the Rhein, on my blanket, one hand on my book, and one hand digging in and out of a scrumptious bag of african chips, when I notice this pair of ducks slyly inching their way closer and closer to me. They were pretending to search for food in the grass and I was completely fine with them hanging around. I was actually in awe of how close these ducks were coming to me. I...
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Im getting the itch to go somewhere again, and I’m thinking its going to be Belgium. And besides, I’ve been dying to have a really good waffle lately.
Wish you could come with me, Tot!
April 2010
3 posts
March 2010
4 posts
February 2010
5 posts
January 2010
5 posts
For most of you...
Driving is something that is rarely an obstacle. It isn’t something that puts knots in your stomach every time you find yourself sitting in that dreaded drivers seat. In fact, you may find driving relaxing, or maybe even pleasant.
For me, driving has been something that has made me consider faking sick for three weeks now in hopes of avoiding that monstrous, manual, beast of a van. It has...
December 2009
7 posts
