Gym and I have been in an “on and off again” relationship for the past few years, and after much thought and pressure from society to get back with him, I have decided to give Gym one more shot.

However, today Gym really pissed me off and I am now reconsidering my decision. You see, Gym and I are taking it slow and at this rate, I don’t see our relationship speedometer increasing any time soon. Spending a mere 40 minutes with Gym absolutely EXHAUSTS me. 

Here are just a few other issues that I’m having with my new boyfriend(good thing Gym doesn’t have a Tumblr). Gym can give a mean guilt trip. I mean, he puts Ray Romano’s mother to shame. I can’t even enjoy a meal without thinking about what Gym would say or how he’s going to punish me later for my fast food intake. It’s hard to date a guy who doesn’t like pizza. He’s just always going on and on about protein shakes and calories and carbs and all the stuff I don’t really care about, and when I tell him I don’t want to talk about it, he ends up going into a huge, steroid induced rage.

Also, Gym never wants to come over to my place so I always end up having to go to his. AND the worst part is that every time I come over, he’s always hanging out with his self absorbed meathead friends.

I made a date with Gym for tomorrow… but I’m thinking Im going to cancel and eat a big mac instead.